CHATGPT PR: NOT JUST IDLE CHAT TER
How I Prove Bots Don’t Get Us
BY ALAN GOLDFARB
May 8, 2023
When I was born, I think a came out a doubter. That’s why I believe being a world-class skeptic -- as I trust in my bones -- the faith in that emotion has made me a good journalist.
But, I’ve had to work through my incredulity to be a good PR flack. Because, as in the latter, it’s positive to be positive.
The opening paragraph admittedly, is purposely fraught with oxymoronic words. But hopefully, it will display the manner in which I write – which is to try to be humorous in my approach to writing about serious subjects. It’s an illusion of pulling a punch.
MEDIA OUTLETS: PAY THE WRITERS!
BY ALAN GOLDFARB
April 19, 2023
Admittedly, I was parked where I shouldn’t have. When I came back to my car, someone – astonishingly and somewhat humorously -- had placed four-foot-high baskets of huge rocks in front of and in back of my car. Rocka my soul!
Luckily, I wasn’t stoned at the time, because it proved to be a feeble attempt to box me in. Those unknown stoners didn’t know who they were dealin’ with. I’m from Brooklyn motherjumper! We can deftly get in and out of any spot this side of any johnny pump from Kings Highway to Coney.
‘THE SKY IS FALLING – AGAIN’
So, Just Put Ingredients on the Label & Watch Sales Soar
By Alan Goldfarb
Feb. 20, 2023
The last time the sky fell on top of the industry, it did so by sprinkling sweet sweet sugar all over the vineyards from Napa Valley and Sonoma to the Ste Rita Hills to the west side of Paso Robles. While vintners all over California in the late 1990s were readying to slit their wrists because they feared they’d lose a whole generation, marketing minds and forward-thinking viticulturists found the solution.
Give ‘em high alc with lots o’ vanilla charred malted milk wines, which we’ll call dry but their taste buds will tell them sweet. Because after all, Gen X as they were called (or was it Gen Y or Gen W?), were being weaned from sweet cola and sweet tea, so why not give them sweet wine (which we’ll call dry).
THEY USED TO CALL IT PAYOLA
BY ALAN GOLDFARB
Jan. 9, 2023
One of my winery clients, obviously seeking my advice, sent this email: “I’ve been getting a lot these lately. What do you think?”
The missive, a new kind of PR ploy, came from the UK. It went like this:
“I know we reached out to you a month ago with an admiration for what you’re doing at “winery” (quotes mine) in the food production industry (bolding mine) - can my team share details of the editors / publications that are interested in covering you (already?)? We only charge after you are published so we are investing our resources in you; not the other way around. Can I shoot over some examples of the publications that could publish you?”
THE ART OF SCHMOOZING
Essentials in the PR/Mediaverse
By Alan Goldfarb
Dec. 19, 2022
Schmooze. A Yiddish word meaning a good talker, a tummler, a kibitzer. Any way you use it, being a good schmoozer is the stock and trade of the best PR flacks; and a way to ingratiate oneself with the folks a publicist wants to target in order to get “ink” for one’s client.
With Covid, the art of the schmooze has all but vanished like an ice carving at a bar mitzvah. But you know who would keep the fires burning and melt the hearts and minds of wine writers everywhere? Grizzled guys like Harvey Posert, Bob Mondavi’s longtime publicist. Or Dan Solomon, Gallo’s flackery wizard. Now those publicists knew how to schmooze. When they talked to you, you asked them, “So, when can I write about your guy?” or “What do I have to do to taste your boys’ wines?”