‘THE SKY IS FALLING – AGAIN’
So, Just Put Ingredients on the Label & Watch Sales Soar
By Alan Goldfarb
Feb. 20, 2023
The last time the sky fell on top of the industry, it did so by sprinkling sweet sweet sugar all over the vineyards from Napa Valley and Sonoma to the Ste Rita Hills to the west side of Paso Robles. While vintners all over California in the late 1990s were readying to slit their wrists because they feared they’d lose a whole generation, marketing minds and forward-thinking viticulturists found the solution.
Give ‘em high alc with lots o’ vanilla charred malted milk wines, which we’ll call dry but their taste buds will tell them sweet. Because after all, Gen X as they were called (or was it Gen Y or Gen W?), were being weaned from sweet cola and sweet tea, so why not give them sweet wine (which we’ll call dry).
THEY USED TO CALL IT PAYOLA
BY ALAN GOLDFARB
Jan. 9, 2023
One of my winery clients, obviously seeking my advice, sent this email: “I’ve been getting a lot these lately. What do you think?”
The missive, a new kind of PR ploy, came from the UK. It went like this:
“I know we reached out to you a month ago with an admiration for what you’re doing at “winery” (quotes mine) in the food production industry (bolding mine) - can my team share details of the editors / publications that are interested in covering you (already?)? We only charge after you are published so we are investing our resources in you; not the other way around. Can I shoot over some examples of the publications that could publish you?”
THE ART OF SCHMOOZING
Essentials in the PR/Mediaverse
By Alan Goldfarb
Dec. 19, 2022
Schmooze. A Yiddish word meaning a good talker, a tummler, a kibitzer. Any way you use it, being a good schmoozer is the stock and trade of the best PR flacks; and a way to ingratiate oneself with the folks a publicist wants to target in order to get “ink” for one’s client.
With Covid, the art of the schmooze has all but vanished like an ice carving at a bar mitzvah. But you know who would keep the fires burning and melt the hearts and minds of wine writers everywhere? Grizzled guys like Harvey Posert, Bob Mondavi’s longtime publicist. Or Dan Solomon, Gallo’s flackery wizard. Now those publicists knew how to schmooze. When they talked to you, you asked them, “So, when can I write about your guy?” or “What do I have to do to taste your boys’ wines?”
PR REQUIRES ONE TO BE NIMBLE
One Consultant’s Case Study of Agility
By Alan Goldfarb
Nov. 28, 2022
As I understand it, to be nimble is to be able to think swiftly, to change on a dime, and to be flexible to circumstance. As a media relations consultant, I was challenged to act adroitly and to be as quick as Jack in order to meet those actionable demands. When I simultaneously had three winery clients to which conditions dictated that I put all my PR and journalistic instincts and experience into action, I was forced to perform nimbly. I believe I did, which resulted in stories and podcast interviews that came to fruition for all of those clients.
DIRECTOR OF EXPERIENCE!?
Have I Got an Experience for You
By Alan Goldfarb
Nov. 11, 2022
Recently, I’ve been seeing a spate of winery job listings, such as this one: “DIRECTOR OF EXPERIENCE”. I’ve got experience. I think I qualify for this job.
I got my first experience when I took the subway – by myself as a 14-year-old – to Ebbets Field where I paid 3 ½ bucks for a box seat and watched them raise the only World Series flag in the history of Brooklyn.
I received my next great experience when, as a freshman in college, I used to hang out at a roadhouse, which was located nearby in a small rural town, listening to blues. I paid eight bucks to be with a woman, who said afterward, “Boy, you’re like a rabbit”.
And I honed my listening skills after listening to Jimi, in which I got experienced.